he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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