You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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