just come out here and I will go home with you...
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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