people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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