so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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