North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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