.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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