you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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