You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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