Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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