I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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