Nicole vs. Life
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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