I just cut my nipple shaving
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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