And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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