I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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