That's intense
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
