you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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