Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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