Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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