WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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