Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
is it fun? or sober?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
