i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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