Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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