on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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