so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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