I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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