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(909): View more from California

WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN

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(229): View more from Georgia

strike ten. I need to stop drinkng

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(727): View more from Florida

I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?

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(254): View more from Texas

The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium

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(404): View more from Georgia

Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..

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(480): View more from Arizona

In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."

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(703): View more from Virginia

someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?

(804): View more from Virginia

go meet him and give him your number.

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(905): View more from Ontario

He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him

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