this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Randomize
