So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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