I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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