Well douche your snatch and let's go!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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