Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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