She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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