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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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