Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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