I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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