I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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