Moan for me like Helen Keller
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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