this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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