I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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