The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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