You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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