the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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