The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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