using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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