She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Ladies don't puke and tell
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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