Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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