When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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