I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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