dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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