they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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