He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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