Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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