That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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