Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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