maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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